The Only Fancast
About the Show
Every Tuesday, husband-and-wife duo Kat & Kyle Morck give the fancast treatment to a different television show. A television show that they've never seen before, and know nothing about. Shondaland? Campy sci-fi? K-drama? Wings? As long as we haven't seen it before, we'll fancast the hell out of it. It's like when you turn on a mid-season episode of a show you know nothing about and just revel in your own bafflement.
Episode 23-5: Announcement + Bonus Newsies Content
September 14th, 2017 | 10 mins 1 sec
We're bringing you the news, and then we're bringing you the Newsies.
Episode 23: My Date With the President's Son - The Only Quantico Fancast
September 7th, 2017 | 41 mins 20 secs
Kat thought it would be good to title this week's episode "Quality Over Quantico," but Kyle's episode title - a reference to a 1998 made-for-TV movie - won out instead. Sometimes there's just no right answer! Sometimes we are all of us losers! Welcome to Quantico!
Episode 22: You Vin Some, You Lose Some - The Only Fast and the Furious Fancast
August 31st, 2017 | 51 mins 37 secs
Let us all pay tribute to the soft sorrowful luster of The Rock's perfect eyes.
Episode 21: It's A Smallville After All - The Only Smallville Fancast
August 10th, 2017 | 46 mins 43 secs
This week on softeyed superteens, Clark Kent makes a friend, learns about poetry, and asks an adult for help! It's no wonder that Superman is the archetype that launched the golden age of comics. He's the man of steel; he's the last son of Krypton; he's our big blue boy scout and we love him very much. Welcome to Smallville!
Episode 20: Teens: Do They Read? Can They Read? An Investigation - The Only Teen Literature Fancast
August 3rd, 2017 | 59 mins
This week, we were initiated into the divine secrets of the YA YA sisterhood. Get it? Because YA stands for young adult, and we read part of a young adult novel, but then also what I said up there is the name of a movie. You get it. Anyway, we read some chapters from Apprentice: Book 2 of the Black Mage series. Podcasts about books are coming into vogue and we really wanted to get in there and chomp that flavor. I think we did A PRETTY GOOD JOB.
Episode 19: Kayfabe 2: Pig in the City - The Only Lucha Underground Fancast
July 25th, 2017 | 41 mins 56 secs
This week Robert Rodriguez took us gently by the hands and led us down to The Temple, where Lucha Libre reigns supreme. We saw some good quality wrestlefolk do wrestlecrimes at each other until we became certified wrestlexperts. And we loved every minute of it. It's Lucha Underground!
Episode 18: Watch Me Witch, Now Watch Me Nae Nae - The Only Little Witch Academia Fancast
July 13th, 2017 | 48 mins 17 secs
Little Witch Academia is a very good anime. I do not have time to write a description because I need to go watch more Little Witch Academia.
Episode 17: Dance Dance Destitution - The Only They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Fancast
July 6th, 2017 | 45 mins 49 secs
Yowza yowza yowza! This week we're expanding our horizons and becoming fans of a movie we've never seen. And still haven't seen. It's... difficult to explain. Take our hands and walk with us down the Santa Monica Pier. We're going on a journey together, and none of us will be quite the same when we return. Welcome to Dance Dance Destitution.
Episode 16: Early Edition, Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen - The Only Early Edition Fancast
June 22nd, 2017 | 42 mins 33 secs
In an age of digital media, it's important to remember the role that serious journalism plays in a free society. Print is dying, and with it, the bastions of creditable reporting are slowly decaying into obscurity. The influence of an ethical Fourth Estate provides essential checks and balances against an increasingly authoritarian government. As funding dries up and unscrupulous internet reporting flourishes, these institutions diminish in power. It's one of the great crises of our age. Anyway, this show is about Kyle Chandler getting newspapers from a magical cat!
Episode 15: Sex, Lycanthropes, & Video Tapes - The Only Teen Wolf Fancast
June 15th, 2017 | 57 mins 38 secs
Teen Wolf can't be tied down by your rules. Teen Wolf doesn't need to listen to teachers or parents because he's a rebel. Teen Wolf is gonna smoke weed under a bridge with his pack, Mom, and there's nothing you can do to stop him. The olds just don't get it, but we here at The Only Fancast do. Teens just wanna make dank memes, get followers on snapchat, and fight ancient demonic evils that threaten to engulf their home towns and jeopardize their lacrosse scholarships. We see you, Teen Wolf. And we understand.
Episode 14: Cookin' Up a Secure Financial Future with the Rock - The Only Ballers Fancast
June 8th, 2017 | 43 mins 3 secs
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a quality financial manager, I would call her. Back in 1995 Skee-Lo could only wish for these things, but twenty years later, HBO has made them a reality. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is here to grant your three wishes, Skee-Lo. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is here to heal America. It's Ballers.
Episode 13: Jughead, Shoulders, Knees & Toes (Knees & Toes) - The Only Riverdale Fancast
June 1st, 2017 | 1 hr 1 min
There's a new show on the CW, and wouldn't you know it, it's based on the adventures of everyone's favorite redheaded teen scamp, Archie Andrews! That's right, this icon of wholesome American teenhood is finally hitting the small screen. And don't we all need a dose of that innocent, hygienic optimism that Archie Comics is famous for? It's such a relief to know, in these troubled times, that not everything has to be all joyless and morbid. Sometimes a show can just be pure. Guileless. It's bubblegum and baseball games. Cherry-red Chevrolets. Drive-in movies. Nuclear families. We will all stay young forever and we'll never, ever die. Come with us down to the chock'lit shop, because it's time for Riverdale.
Episode 12: Barney & Friends - The Only How I Met Your Mother Fancast
May 25th, 2017 | 47 mins 5 secs
Hey, welcome to our cool neighborhood bar! Come meet our cool new neighborhood friends. They're some of America's most beloved stars; Dr. Horrible, Buffy's Friend, Mr. Sarah Marshall, and America's Nasty Dad. Oh, and there's also Ted. We don't really understand why he's here, but everyone else seems like they love him, so just play it cool. It's How I Met Your Mother!
Episode 11: Fullest House - The Only Full House Take 2 Fancast
May 18th, 2017 | 52 mins 46 secs
No, it's not that Full House. What are you, some kind of ignorant yokel? This week we here at The Only Fancast packed our steamer trunks and sailed off into international waters. We crossed the shining seas and alighted on the shores of South Korea, where we found Full House Take 2, our new favorite show. We marveled at Man-ok's and Tae-ik's hairstyles and stood amazed as Kang-hwi proved to the world that he is, of all humans, most unqualified to own a cat. And, dear listeners, we even brought you back a souvenir. Here it is, our latest episode: Fullest House.
Episode 10: Along Came a Spader - The Only The Blacklist Fancast
May 11th, 2017 | 1 hr 1 min
Pour yourself a Djinn & Tonic, because it's time for one of NBC's primetime freakshows. BEHOLD the appalling fashion of James Spader. MARVEL at the horrifying mish-mash of unconnected plot threads. GAZE IN HORROR at the return of the objectionable oubliette. Come one, come all, to the museum of living curiosities that IS.... The Blacklist!