October 19th, 2017 | 29 mins 43 secs
Wowsers Bowsers! This is just a real nice episode, folks. It's a warm hug on a cold day. A lightly-scented cloud of gorgeousness. We learned that marbles can make you feel optimistic about the human condition and that nice vowel sounds can brighten your day. Join us for a 29-minute break from the cruelty and bleakness of this postmodern life. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's Fancast time!
October 5th, 2017 | 50 mins 47 secs
Here - take this playbook. Grant Morrison saw these trick plays in a shamanistic vision ceremony, and they will win you the Super Bowl big time. Clear eyes, full hearts, sex magik!
September 14th, 2017 | 10 mins 1 sec
We're bringing you the news, and then we're bringing you the Newsies.
September 7th, 2017 | 41 mins 20 secs
Kat thought it would be good to title this week's episode "Quality Over Quantico," but Kyle's episode title - a reference to a 1998 made-for-TV movie - won out instead. Sometimes there's just no right answer! Sometimes we are all of us losers! Welcome to Quantico!
August 31st, 2017 | 51 mins 37 secs
Let us all pay tribute to the soft sorrowful luster of The Rock's perfect eyes.
August 10th, 2017 | 46 mins 43 secs
This week on softeyed superteens, Clark Kent makes a friend, learns about poetry, and asks an adult for help! It's no wonder that Superman is the archetype that launched the golden age of comics. He's the man of steel; he's the last son of Krypton; he's our big blue boy scout and we love him very much. Welcome to Smallville!
August 3rd, 2017 | 59 mins
This week, we were initiated into the divine secrets of the YA YA sisterhood. Get it? Because YA stands for young adult, and we read part of a young adult novel, but then also what I said up there is the name of a movie. You get it. Anyway, we read some chapters from Apprentice: Book 2 of the Black Mage series. Podcasts about books are coming into vogue and we really wanted to get in there and chomp that flavor. I think we did A PRETTY GOOD JOB.
July 25th, 2017 | 41 mins 56 secs
This week Robert Rodriguez took us gently by the hands and led us down to The Temple, where Lucha Libre reigns supreme. We saw some good quality wrestlefolk do wrestlecrimes at each other until we became certified wrestlexperts. And we loved every minute of it. It's Lucha Underground!
July 13th, 2017 | 48 mins 17 secs
Little Witch Academia is a very good anime. I do not have time to write a description because I need to go watch more Little Witch Academia.
July 6th, 2017 | 45 mins 49 secs
Yowza yowza yowza! This week we're expanding our horizons and becoming fans of a movie we've never seen. And still haven't seen. It's... difficult to explain. Take our hands and walk with us down the Santa Monica Pier. We're going on a journey together, and none of us will be quite the same when we return. Welcome to Dance Dance Destitution.