The Only Fancast
About the Show
Every Tuesday, husband-and-wife duo Kat & Kyle Morck give the fancast treatment to a different television show. A television show that they've never seen before, and know nothing about. Shondaland? Campy sci-fi? K-drama? Wings? As long as we haven't seen it before, we'll fancast the hell out of it. It's like when you turn on a mid-season episode of a show you know nothing about and just revel in your own bafflement.
Episode 9: Sex and the City and the King and I - The Only Sex and the City Fancast
May 4th, 2017 | 53 mins 21 secs
Hey gal pals, put on your sexiest Jimmy Choos, grab your mimosas, and gather 'round the brunch table while we give you the scoop on what it's like to be a single woman in the big city! I... oh gosh, who am I kidding. That one sentence was all the privileged white woman stereotyping I could squeeze out of my poor, shriveled, scruffy little brain. We watched Sex and the City. You get it.
Episode 8: Cartoon Camp for Cartoon Boys - The Only Cartoon Network Fancast
April 27th, 2017 | 58 mins 5 secs
If you've come to The Only Fancast this week looking for some lighthearted goofs, we're sorry. Maybe skip this one. We devote the entire show this week to a very serious analytical dissection of cartoons. We get earnest. We get businesslike. It can't all be fun and games, folks; you've gotta take something seriously in this life, and in the Kat & Kyle household, cartoons are a solemn affair. Maybe you thought there would be some sort of joke payoff at the end of this very description. You were wrong. This is it, ya'll: welcome to Cartoon Camp for Cartoon Boys.
Episode 7: Oh Gosh, Murphy, You Done Spooked Me Again - The Only American Horror Story Fancast
April 20th, 2017 | 1 hr 4 mins
Welcome to our haunted podcast! We had a slumber party with Ryan Murphy and he told us all his spooky scary tales of hotel horror, and now we're here to pass that on to you. There's vampyrs and murders and flappers galore! So settle in and get ready for your Friday Night Frights, because it's time for American Horror Story: Hotel.
Episode 6: 2 Earth-2 Furious - The Only The Flash Fancast
April 13th, 2017 | 54 mins 22 secs
This time around we sat down with the intent to discuss The Flash. But just like you can't stare directly at the sun, it turns out that you can't talk directly about The Flash if you value your health and sanity. The result is 2 Earth-2 Furious, the podcast that'll make you say, "huh, this is their most incoherent one yet." Charge up the Magnetar & watch out for the time wraiths as you join us in appreciating DC Comics' fastest boy. May the Speed Force be with you.
Episode 5: Country Grammer - The Only Frasier Fancast
April 6th, 2017 | 45 mins 25 secs
This week, we tossed some salad, scrambled some eggs, and traveled on back to 1990s Seattle for a check-in with our favorite radio psychiatrist. That's right; it's Frasier time. He's a bumbling but well-intentioned dad who's just trying to do right by his family.... Wait, sorry. Wrong sitcom. Let me start over. He's a pretentious and insufferable dad who's just trying to abandon his son on the other side of the country. His name is Dr. Frasier Crane, and he's here to rock your world.
Episode 4: I'm the Podcast, Gotta Love Me - The Only Dinosaurs Fancast
March 30th, 2017 | 39 mins 38 secs
1991: the Soviet Union falls. Apartheid ends. Dances With Wolves wins best picture. And America looks searchingly into its own psyche and asks: "What if sitcom, but dinosaurs?" This week, Kat & Kyle put on their best Baby Sinclair voices and talk you through the most buck-wild televisual experience of your life.
Episode 3: Frankly, My Disney, I Don't Give a Damsel in Distress - The Only Once Upon a Time Fancast
March 23rd, 2017 | 45 mins 16 secs
This week we peered the Disney vaults and spied the dark shapes that lurk beneath. Turns out: it's just a lot of smooches. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if an ABC executive made a TV show out of their teenage fanfiction? And what it would be like if someone made a podcast about that? Welcome, friends, to Frankly, My Disney, I Don't Give A Damsel In Distress.
Episode 2: D'Argo Frell Yourself - The Only Farscape Fancast
March 16th, 2017 | 43 mins 40 secs
There may be several Farscape podcasts on the internet already, but we are the only fancast where you can witness the delight of two spouses meeting The Spacestronaut, the True Muppet, the Red Squid Boy & The Extra from Cats for the very first time. Seriously though, we didn't even realize that Farscape was so popular. We're sorry.
The points are real and the crackers don't matter. It's Farscape.
Episode 1: 2 Woke Girls - The Only 2 Broke Girls Fancast
March 9th, 2017 | 42 mins 21 secs
This week, we were 2 woke girls watching 2 Broke Girls, and BOY OH BOY did those two things not go together. Presenting perhaps the least-woke sitcom on air in the year of our lord 2017, Kat and Kyle dive deep into the Nightmare Realm and emerge more broken and bitter than either of them expected.